Hobbit Prophecy: Somebody Will Take a Big Fall
The men of muddle earth are wondering what to do with their hobbit prisoners. Elizabeth Culotta wrote in Science about the ongoing debates among paleoanthropologists about how to interpret the diminutive skeletons found in the Liang Bua cave of Flores in Indonesia, affectionately dubbed hobbits.1 After four years of study (10/27/2004, 06/06/2006, 08/21/2006, 10/11/2006), there is still no consensus on whether they were diseased modern humans or some evolutionary side branch of hominids from Africa.
Paleoanthropologists meeting in Columbus, Ohio earlier this month got their first views of the LB1 skeleton. William Jungers of State University of New York at Stony Brook claimed the creature had a slow gait, due to abnormalities with its feet. He believes the hobbit provides a window into the primitive bipedal foot of australopithecines. For that to be true, Leslie Aiello of New York City countered, it would have had to remain unchanged for a long time. “How it got there and managed to persist–that’s clearly a challenge to explain.” Others said there is no evidence for a migration like that. To invent such a story is clearly a case of “special pleading.”
In short, no consensus has emerged about these small humans. “Given the wildly diverging opinions on the hobbit,” Culotta ended, ‘Somebody’s going to take a big fall here.’” She was quoting paleoanthropologist C. Owen Lovejoy of Kent State University in Ohio. Maybe the fall will become evident by fall (autumn, that is). Another research team will be excavating the cave this summer.
1. Elizabeth Culotta, “When Hobbits (Slowly) Walked the Earth,” Science, 25 April 2008: Vol. 320. no. 5875, pp. 433-435, DOI: 10.1126/science.320.5875.433.
Evolutionists would love to have another case of chimps becoming humans here. The early hopes have not materialized. Our prediction: the skeletons will be shown to be human. Wait and see. They’ll find a fingernail-sized cell phone or something.