Snakes Alive! An Evolutionary Tale
Blind snakes that look like worms: they rule the world. They’re everywhere. Where did they come from? “Blindsnakes are not very pretty, are rarely noticed, and are often mistaken for earthworms,” admits Blair Hedges, professor of biology at Penn State University. “Nonetheless, they tell a very interesting evolutionary story.” So reported Science Daily. National Geographic News said, “New Blind Snakes Found; Help Explain World Domination.” But what kind of explanation is this? Since they are found on Madagascar and on every continent, “the snakes went rafting.” There’s a cartoon in there somewhere.
The articles reveal a puzzle and a preposterous theory. The blind snake family arose after India and Madagascar split. Then they showed up on Australia – an island continent with no land bridge at time of their alleged arrival. “How did the snakes cross continents?” NG asked. Good question. Like worms (but with backbones and rudimentary scales and poor eyesight), these strange snakes burrow underground, and are found on every continent. Continental drift can’t be the answer. We don’t have any fossils of them. How did they emerge all over the globe, including South America and the Caribbean islands?
Here is Nat Geo’s answer. Give it your best baloney detecting analysis:
In other words, the snakes went rafting, crossing oceans aboard floating vegetation stocked with their insect prey.
“Some scientists have argued that oceanic dispersal is an unlikely way for burrowing organisms to become distributed around the world,” Hedges said in a statement.
“Our data now reinforce the message that such ‘unlikely’ events nonetheless happened in evolutionary history.”
Science Daily elaborated on how evolutionists came to this conclusion. Since fossils are nonexistent for these animals, their history was inferred from genetics. “Floating across oceans seems an unlikely mechanism for a burrowing animal to spread to new continents,” Science Daily admitted, but then proposed that it happened more than once. If the snakes could have lived six months on vegetation rafts stocked with their insect prey, maybe, just maybe, it could have happened. After all, in evolutionary theory, stuff happens.
Welcome to modern evolutionary science, where the story’s the thing. The more preposterous, the better. These same people will refuse to hear (or even acknowledge) theories by Biblical creationists about how animals became distributed after the Flood. If “unlikely events nonetheless happened in… history” is an acceptable explanation, we need a level playing field.