Quote: Chuck Norris Joke
Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: “There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.” What does Chuck Norris himself think of this?
It’s funny. It’s cute. But here’s what I really think about the theory of evolution: It’s not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.
Chuck Norris responded to the “Chuck Norris fact” craze in a World Net Daily op-ed piece Oct 23. The Hollywood tough guy was finally defeated by a woman. “I had a huge hole in my heart and was miserable until I met my wife, Gena, who brought me back to the Lord.”
Corrected version: There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of Darwin Party creatures Chuck Norris has not shared Christ with yet.