Quote: Chuck Norris Joke

Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: “There is no theory of evolution.  Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.”  What does Chuck Norris himself think of this?

It’s funny.  It’s cute.  But here’s what I really think about the theory of evolution: It’s not real.  It is not the way we got here.  In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live.  We are not creations of random chance.  We are not accidents.  There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me.  We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.

Chuck Norris responded to the “Chuck Norris fact” craze in a World Net Daily op-ed piece Oct 23.  The Hollywood tough guy was finally defeated by a woman.  “I had a huge hole in my heart and was miserable until I met my wife, Gena, who brought me back to the Lord.”

Corrected version: There is no theory of evolution.  Just a list of Darwin Party creatures Chuck Norris has not shared Christ with yet.